Delusional,desperate and depressive.
Well ain't life a bitch.
  • shadowrawrs:

    strawberrydaydreams:

    do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

    you’re just like

    no

    And then they give you a reason and its like

    image

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

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  • spreaditlikeavirus:

    afgaganistan:

    flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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    Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

    image

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

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  • ladynecro:

    ladynecro:

    my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

    im going to make this gain notes and show it to my friend 

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

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  • mrsjohnstandring:

    I’m… I’m not even sorry.

    (via mezzmerizedbyrichard)

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  • monobeartheater:

    the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

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  • john-egberts-floating-arms:

    rick-sanchez:

    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

    I’m fucking dying

    (Source: mycroftly, via narnianhobbitinthearena)

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  • liquidfire:

    a-menacing-pineapple:

    thejunglenook:

    sinbadism:

    glowcloud:

    pinkmaned:

    muscleprincess:

    muscleprincess:

    (INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

    the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

    I

    male lions rights activist

    as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

    male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

    As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
    See this gorgeous guy? 

    This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

    You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

    Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

    * - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

    Looks like he gives Zero fucks… geddit?

    That was bad and you should feel bad.

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  • intentionallyhomosexual:

    totallynotmisha:

     

    hawk-and-handsaw:

    It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

    How was this accomplished you ask?
    Well its simple
    Dogs are colorblind

    (via narnianhobbitinthearena)

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  • iwriteaboutfeminism:

    It’s a tense night in Ferguson, but luckily no outbreak of violence. 

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